Title: Tender is Far Too Fierce For Us
Fandom: Smallville
Pairings: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
Rating: R
Warnings: issues of consent
Summary: "Are you sure about this, Clark?" Lex tries to channel that good man who he isn't.

( Lord knows why the cautious people of Smallville let Lex near their children... )

Title: Being Responsible Was Never Hotter
Fandom: iCarly
Pairings: Freddie Benson/Spencer Shay
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's only responsible to practice safe sex. (Emphasis on the practiceAuthor's Note: The point of the porn battle is the PWP, yes? COULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO MY BRAIN? I have yet to come up with something that will fit ( Read more... )

Title: Any Other Princess
Fandom: Tangled
Pairings: Eugene (Flynn)/Rapunzel
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Any other princess would watch her words in front of a gentleman. (But then, he's not much of a gentleman, is he?)

( 'I wish I could know what it's like to make love to a woman the way you do...' )

Title: I Imagine That 'Yes' Is the Only Living Thing ( Read more... )

Title: Secret Agent Man
Fandom(s): Chuck/Suits
Pairing(s): Harvey Specter/Mike Ross, Chuck Bartowski/Sarah Walker, (sorta) Chuck Bartowski/Mike Ross
Rating: NC-17
Prompts: undercover
Summary: "Are you telling me you're really okay with this? That's the man you're about to marry about to have sex with my boyfriend." "It won't come to that."
AO3

( Harvey doesn’t like that this favor they’ve been asked to do for the government is putting Mike’s life at risk. He doesn’t like that it entails Mike letting some CIA spook pose as his new boyfriend... )

Ahem. IDEK.

Title: Winners Take All
Fandom(s): Chuck/Supernatural
Pairing(s): Chuck Bartowski/Sam Winchester/Bryce Larkin
Rating: NC-17
Prompts: Stanford, beer pong, tandem
Summary: "Loser just gets to take it."

( “Suck it up, Bartowski,” Bryce says, hands already going to the buttons of Chuck’s shirtfront. “There’s no way to cheat at beer pong.” )

I wrote het! Holy shit! :p

Title: A Gentleman Thief
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal Caffrey/Elizabeth Burke
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Infidelity
Summary: Neal’s always liked to think of himself as an honorable criminal. There’s nothing honorable about conducting an affair with your partner’s wife.

( He has a taste for flying in the face of consequences, and he is most definitely doing that by making love to Elizabeth Burke on a semi-regular basis. )

Title: Ease of Use
Fandom: Suits
Pairing: Harvey Specter/Mike Ross
Rating: NC-17
Author's Note: This was written for these porn battle prompts: clinical, Donna, training
Summary: Mike thinks there is probaby nothing more demeaning than the way Harvey threats their in-office blowjob sessions.

( Mike, himself, is a shaky, panting mess by the time Harvey lays a calm hand on the back of his head, utters a quiet “Unh,” and comes down Mike’s throat. )

Okay, enough warm up. Here are some (more porn-y) entries to Porn Battle XII:

Title: Exorbitant
Fandom(s): Chuck/White Collar
Pairing: Chuck Bartowski/Neal Caffrey
Rating: NC-17
Prompt(s): pinstripes, fetish
Summary: He's never given a blowjob to a man in a pinstriped suit before... but now Chuck doesn't think he'll ever look at another finely ( Read more... )

Here's a few more I wrote today. I don't know that it's my best stuff, but the promps were irresistable and I had to at least try.

Nothing too racy, but it is Porn Battle fic, so. (Somewhere between PG-13 and NC-17) Proceed as is fitting.

( The School of Hard Knocks, Traveler/White Collar, Tyler Fogg/Neal Caffrey, substitute )